Paedostyle
Welcome to Paedostyle Corporation, where your wildest fantasies come true. You will love us like you love little kids if you are:
- a middle aged man who works in a cubicle from 9-6 and is looking for some fresh young meat because the older ones erm.....don't compliment your vigorous attitude
- a primary school teacher who feels that the education system is not exposing our nation's youth to the realities of life
- Michael Jackson
- a hentai enthusiast who wants to experience the real thing after seeing thousands of hentai scenes involving girls who look undeniably underaged
- losers who could not get any girls EVER and have to turn their attentions to fresh naive high school girls
- ugly girls who cannot get guys of the same age and must now turn to foolish younger boys who only have banging on their minds
Paedostyle has helped me regain the hobby of my life. Ever since my court cases and accusations, I have been scrutinized, thus effectively disrupting this hobby. Paedostyle has delivered all of my demands with amazing confidentiality. In short, I did not have to build my mini-disneyland to lure kids if Paedostyle was by my side all along. Love you, Paedostyle !!
Before Paedostyle kidnapped me, I never got any lollipops. Now, lollipops are all I ever get. Uncle Mike treats me with utmost respect on Tuesdays and Fridays because the new kid Hermione takes over.
There you have it !!! Paedostyle corporation will not disappoint. Call us now at 1300-PAEDO-6969 or risk jacking off (or fingering) yourselves to underaged japanese porn. Remember, their youth is our money.
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Sorry man....i aint no paedophile. But if i ever find anyone who has a fetish or undeveloped pussy, i'll let him know about this.
HAHAHAHA good shit man, cant imagine how long you spent looking for the pic of tt little boy.......or did you already have it? HMMMMMMM.......
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